Tenerife: Not Your Average Top Ten

Trips to the Canary Islands are usually associated with lazy beach breaks and finding things to do for the kids. But Tenerife holidays offer so much more. Forget the zoos, theme parks and water slides which litter the island. We’re avoiding them like a potent Margarita and focusing on the many unusual and unique things to do instead. So, this is our guide to the Top Ten other things to see and do on this spectacular island. Enjoy!

1: See the Finger of God

Make of it what you will, but this is just one of many eerie formations created by ancient lava flow and vertical streams of magma. Located in Teide National Park, these twisted pinnacles bear such names as the Finger of God, the Cathedral and Roque Cinchado - and are quite spectacular to look at. The area is flanked by the Llano de Ucanca, vast plains stretching as far as the eye can see with numerous trails for hiking and biking.

2: Visit a Volcano

While you’re in the National Park contemplating the Finger of God, take a trip to see the incredible volcanoes of Tenerife. The last to erupt was Pico Viejo - meaning 'old peak' - which spat magma and delivered a torrent of lava in the not-too-distant year of 1798. It’s a fascinating glimpse of volcanic power and its devastating effects - the lava snuffed out everything in its path and the trail remains desolate and barren.

3: See Men in Tights

Carnaval is an annual celebration taking place in Santa Cruz for two to three weeks before Lent. See the local men dress up in fishnet tights and gaudy dresses to take part in this fun-filled spectacle, which is the biggest carnival in Europe and certainly gives Rio a run for its money.

4: Sunbathe on Christmas Day

Unless you live in Australia, sunbathing on Christmas Day just seems odd. Like suits with trainers, or fish without chips. But it’s certainly not an unpleasant experience, so if you’re holidaying here for Christmas you can enjoy the smug satisfaction of working on your tan while those back home have the central heating on overtime.

5: Build a Snowman

During the festive period it’s sometimes possible to build a snowman using the snow around the foot of Mount Teide, and even partake in a snowball fight. Some say it’s a local tradition that once you’ve built your snowman, you place it on the bonnet of your car and try to make it to the coast before the whole thing melts in the sun. Yes, you heard right.

6: Go Surfing

The waters around the island and especially Los Cristianos are perfect for surfing. Book a week-long course, a day, or just a single lesson. You’ll get all the gear and expert tuition from the local pros who will help you learn to control your board and maybe even stand up. It’s an energy-sapping experience but a lot of fun and well worth it.

7: Go Golfing

If you prefer to keep your feet on the ground, Tenerife is riddled with golf courses of every size, shape and stature imaginable. It’s a popular sport here and you can book lessons, or just hire some clubs for a few leisurely hours.

8: Taste the local Tipple

After all that hard work on the golf course, you deserve a little break. And what better way to take it easy than with a glass of the local tipple? The first vineyards originated here in the 16th century and Tenerife has never looked back. Today you’ll find a thriving wine industry covering numerous locations all over the island producing mostly red and white varieties, and some rose too. Join a local excursion to explore the vineyards where you’ll have plenty of time to taste the goods.

9: Visit Masca Valley

The former pirate village of Masca is nestled at the bottom of a lovely valley, accessible via a series of hairpin bends and steep trails down the mountainside. It’s a rewarding trip with spectacular scenery and plenty of hiking opportunities and lookout points. Hire a car and negotiate the bends with caution, or pass on the responsibility to a professional and hop on a tour bus.

10: Soak up La Laguna

The former capital of Tenerife, La Laguna is considered the island’s second city. Located in the Aguere Valley, this cultural hotspot is home to the famous Iglesia de Nuestra Señora de la Concepción - the Church of Our Lady of Conception - which is the oldest church in the city. It has a superb bell tower, a carved wooden ceiling and a Baroque pulpit dating back to the 18th century.